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Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.
Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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Valenton

Brave, and easily angered.
Ese guey es Valenton hasta la chingada!
by El Tigrillo Palma July 14, 2009
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Valentina

Her smile is beautiful, she looks like Linda Evangelista, she’s a model, and she could walk out in a diaper and people around her would just eat her up. She’s a complete fantasy, a french vanilla fantasy, and boy is she fantastical. She is la Reina Latina, the ultima, the whole package. She is the most liked person in a group, and people fawn over her; those people are practically her fans. She’s mesmerising, endearing, and a fully realised persona of wonder, Latina excellence, and poise.
Of course she stoned those tights, she’s Valentina, she can do everything (except learn song lyrics).
by Corporal_coño August 26, 2021
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Valentdyco

Valentdyco is a title for someone with a man sexual organ below average in size
B: Hey, wanna fuck?

V: Seriously man, don't you know I'm a Valentdyco
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Chocolate Valentine

Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.
"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "
by Ghost84 August 7, 2013
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Funny Valentine

The main antagonist of Steel Ball Run, the seventh part in the popular manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

His name comes from Ella Fitzgerald's song ''My Funny Valentine''. He is the president of the United States who is the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race, and watches the race behind the curtains in hopes of gathering Saint's Corpse(which is thought to be Jesus' corpse). Known for his deep patriotism and his signature word ''Dojyan~~'', which can be roughly translated to ''Ta-dah!'' in English.

He has a Stand named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4C for short)which comes from the 1976 AC/DC single. This Stand enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality.
Funny Valentine would make a much better president than both Trump and Clinton.
by MetaMaestro July 12, 2017
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Ritchie valens

Ritchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewe
*sleep walk plays* no ritchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ritchie Valens rip
by That1guy64 January 5, 2021
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