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Her smile is beautiful, she looks like Linda Evangelista, she’s a model, and she could walk out in a diaper and people around her would just eat her up. She’s a complete fantasy, a french vanilla fantasy, and boy is she fantastical. She is la Reina Latina, the ultima, the whole package. She is the most liked person in a group, and people fawn over her; those people are practically her fans. She’s mesmerising, endearing, and a fully realised persona of wonder, Latina excellence, and poise.
Of course she stoned those tights, she’s Valentina, she can do everything (except learn song lyrics).
by Corporal_coño August 26, 2021
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