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Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale is a podcast series which airs twice a month and is presented as a radio show.
It is set in a small desert town called Night Vale, which is located somewhere in the southwestern United States.
The idea behind it is that in this town a whole lot of conspiracy theories are true and news that we (outsiders) would think is unusual is presented as if it is perfectly ordinary.
Every episode of the podcast includes a piece of music by a different independently-published artist as its "weather report".
It was created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, is voiced by Cecil Baldwin, and is published by Commonplace Books.The theme and background instrumental music to the series was created by the band Disparition.
"A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over us while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale" -This is the introduction to the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale
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Nick Valensi

Nick Valensi is the guitarist from New York band The Strokes. He normally plays the lead guitar parts. Nick is the youngest band member. As I'm writing this he is married to Amanda De Cadenet and she is expecting twins with Nick in November.
A lot of people say Nick Valensi is the sex. I'd like to agree with them.
Nick Valensi is the sex!!
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night vale

A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over the town while we all pretend to sleep.
Town Motto (very inspiring): We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. Fear ourselves with silence. Look down, Night Vale. Look down and forget what you've done.
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Luz Valdenebro

Luz Valdenebro aka LiliWoo is a Spanish Goddess who works as an actress as a part-time job.

Her name means 'Light' becuz she's bright and shiny af. 'Light' saw the light of the day on March 11th 1975, Cordoba,Andalucia (but,if Doña Dolfina asks, it was in Toledo).

Although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls' attention by playing a Cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world - Aurora Alarcon in ''Seis Hermanas''. Since then she's become known as an avid Aurelier and is a licensed Captain of the Aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star Candela Serrat.

Special skills include:

-eye sex with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look

-hand porn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair porn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes Luz BALDenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow shitting glitter while Nutella flows below
-AndaLuz accent: sexy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet...it is
-exists: RIP ovaries

Famous quote:''Yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.''
Loose translation: Our bae is ocd af.

If you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever Luz posts something on Instagram
or Twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud LuzTrash or ValdenebrHOE (completely unofficial fangirl names I made up,cuz I'm trash).
fam: what's your sexual orientation?
me: Luz Valdenebro . I'm LuzValdenebrosexual.
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Valverde

Valverde: savior or something that gives benefit
Ex: this first aid kit is my Valverde
Commonly used as: I got my valverde
Valverde: green valley
A nice area, a safe spot
Ex: Boston became the American's Valverde
Valverde: soccer player at Real Madrid
"I finally got my Valverde"
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Valenbirthiversary

A generic term used (most commonly) by a man when in trouble with his partner, unable to work out why, and having to speculate on the event he has, presumably, forgotten.
Phil: "Happy... Valenbirthiversary!"
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