When you and your friends take up one whole side of the road with one car per lane going as far under the speed limit as you think you can get away with
by Carl395 August 20, 2007
Get the utah roadblock mug.1) a theoretical "perfect" realm, in which everyone is content, where things get done well by people who are happy to do them, and where all the problems which have plagued our world for millenia no longer apply. whoever came up with the idea was drunk, stoned, tripping or insane. maybe all four.
2) a popular maths-and-text based online game which can be quite complicated. people who play tend to lose all social skills, and spend hours chatting to friends and allies online, saying things like "goddam, just got grabbed by a pumped orc. he's bottom-feeding, so my kd suicided in retal, razed him and he's near peasant-death"
do not worry if you do not understand the game. half the people who play don't either.
be warned, the game seems to exert a strange and powerful force on those with geekish tendencies.
2) a popular maths-and-text based online game which can be quite complicated. people who play tend to lose all social skills, and spend hours chatting to friends and allies online, saying things like "goddam, just got grabbed by a pumped orc. he's bottom-feeding, so my kd suicided in retal, razed him and he's near peasant-death"
do not worry if you do not understand the game. half the people who play don't either.
be warned, the game seems to exert a strange and powerful force on those with geekish tendencies.
1) sir thomas moore: i live by utopian ideals
other guy: you fuckin fool
2) a: how's ur tope goin?
b: not good, i'm gettin rickets from stayin inside to play it too much
other guy: you fuckin fool
2) a: how's ur tope goin?
b: not good, i'm gettin rickets from stayin inside to play it too much
by stumpy McTavish October 31, 2003
Get the utopia mug.When you let a fingernail grow (usually the thumb or index finger) so it's just long enough to perform handy tasks.
This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.
This can be useful for opening packages, scraping stuff, picking your nose (if you're so inclined), self defense, plucking a stringed instrument, itching scratches... etc.
Guy 1: Hey Bill, do you need some scissors to open that box?
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.
Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.
Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.
Bill: That's ok, I have my utility nail.
Bill proceeds to puncture the plastic with his utility nail then rip open the rest of the box.
Sue noticed a spot of dried crud on her project just before turning it in. Luckily, she had her utility nail and was able to scrape it off.
by ichigodesuka June 2, 2009
Get the utility nail mug.a discord server that subjects young men who join to gay conversion therapy. probably bookmarked on the FBIs watchlist, has a wide racial diversity but manages 100% sexual offender coverage, uses the n word like a coma, talks about sucking cock more than actual lgbtq+ servers, probably the reason why Grindr was invented and is also the sole export for exceptional people who can move their fingers up and down really really fast
Man 1: wow I really want to suck dick but I can't because I am straight
Man 2: have you considered joining uto cult?
Man 1: omg now I can finally start giving men the gwak gwak 5000
Man 2: have you considered joining uto cult?
Man 1: omg now I can finally start giving men the gwak gwak 5000
by ayanosimp727 July 5, 2022
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by scentless apprentice January 3, 2010
Get the Fudgey Uterus mug.When two men (typically Mormon) lock eyes and proceed to simultaneously give each other hand-jobs in a contest to see who can withstand orgasming the longest. The first man to ejaculate has "lost" the Utah standoff and is, by virtue, a homosexual.
This widely practiced method of settling disputes originated among Adam Smith's early followers as a non-lethal alternative to dueling. Recently, it has been employed as a litmus test to determine where a man falls in the spectrum of sexuality, as a heterosexual male would obviously not allow another man to force him to climax.
These affairs are rarely witnessed as they occur behind closed doors due to the socially questionable nature of the practice, but are truly a spectacle to behold. There is typically an exorbitant amount of grunting, grimacing, sweating, trying not to make out with each other, and occasionally crying, ending with an outburst from the losing contestant that consists of equal parts orgasmic pleasure and shame.
It is rumored that Joseph Smith hurriedly invented the Utah Standoff to explain what was happening when someone walked in on him passionately and intensely jerking off one of his followers, but again, these are only rumors.
This widely practiced method of settling disputes originated among Adam Smith's early followers as a non-lethal alternative to dueling. Recently, it has been employed as a litmus test to determine where a man falls in the spectrum of sexuality, as a heterosexual male would obviously not allow another man to force him to climax.
These affairs are rarely witnessed as they occur behind closed doors due to the socially questionable nature of the practice, but are truly a spectacle to behold. There is typically an exorbitant amount of grunting, grimacing, sweating, trying not to make out with each other, and occasionally crying, ending with an outburst from the losing contestant that consists of equal parts orgasmic pleasure and shame.
It is rumored that Joseph Smith hurriedly invented the Utah Standoff to explain what was happening when someone walked in on him passionately and intensely jerking off one of his followers, but again, these are only rumors.
Ezekial: That is verily my sheep, for I recognize it as the most beautiful in the flock. Return it to me at once, Jedidiah, or I shall invoke the Utah Standoff.
Jedidiah: Bring it on.
(Utah Standoff proceeds, Ezekial is defeated)
Jedidiah: Victory and the sheep are mine to enjoy!
Ezekial: I love you.
Jedidiah: I love you too.
Me: That's pretty gay.
Jedidiah: Bring it on.
(Utah Standoff proceeds, Ezekial is defeated)
Jedidiah: Victory and the sheep are mine to enjoy!
Ezekial: I love you.
Jedidiah: I love you too.
Me: That's pretty gay.
by Rake7613 January 30, 2010
Get the Utah Standoff mug.Also known as, Hikaru Utada, Utada, or Hikki(nickname). Nicknamed Hikki, since her friends have difficult time pronouncing her first name, Hikaru. Born in New York City, N.Y., in January 19, 1983. A very famous Japanese popular music singer and songwriter, who started singing and writing music at a very early age. Was attending the Columbia University, and currently on leave. Recently released her new english album, Exodus. Currently trying to enter the US music scene. Her past albums includes, Deep River, Distance, and First Love. She tried to enter the US music scene before, using the alias, Cubic U, but was unsuccessful. When she try again in Japan, she was unstoppable. Married to Kiriya Kazuaki in 2002, the director of the movie, Casshern. He also directed some of Utada Hikaru's music videos, such as, Traveling, Deep River, Final Distance, and Sakura Drops. Might currently be living in New York City.
by tfchui April 3, 2005
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