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unlucky fried kitten 

Avant Garde punk band responsible for the UFK Dollshouse collective in SE England. Signed a host of other bands.
Unlucky Fried Kitten are filling up the Dollshouse
when you are caused to throw up sperm.
i shoved my dick so far down her throat that she upfucked all over me.
upfuck by fleneneh September 7, 2010

unfuckify 

to correct something that did not turn out as expected.
"Get the Assembly Dept. over here, and unfuckify this job...it has to ship today!"
unfuckify by KMK October 27, 2003

unfucked 

Sex so terrible that you feel like you've become a virgin
"Cameron was so terrible, I've basically been unfucked."
unfucked by The Hoely One December 30, 2014
When someone is so unhappy, it stops people from having sex with them.
That person right there is too unfucky, I guess I gotta try someone else.
unfucky by I used my brain November 12, 2018

unfukwitable 

An FCC-friendly way of saying "unable to be fucked with". Coined on the Cartoon Network Adult Swim message boards, later displayed on a bumper between episodes of Family Guy and Futurama to millions of American viewers.
Man, don't mess with that kid. He's unfukwitable.
unfukwitable by m4wk August 12, 2004