The Unfuckables

A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.

They are looking for a drink and a fuck.

The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

unfuckwitable

To be unabled to fucked with no matter how hard the person whos trying to fuck you tries.

You can't fuck with that nigga he's too unfuckwitable.

by hardForME? March 29, 2010

unfistworthy

Describes a weak attempt or effort, or something that is lame. Relates to the term 'fist' -- see my meaning for that word.

You've given up; you've failed; you've proven yourself to be weak; a totally unfistworthy performance.

by s.s. July 18, 2004

Unfeated

To be "unfeated" is to complete an entire competitive season or tournament without a win.

The Detroit Lions, at 0-16 in 2008, were the first unfeated NFL team since the Tampa Bay Buccaneers went 0-14 in 1976.

by panamon777 September 5, 2009

unfrebrezable

a smell so bad not even frebeze can help you

an unbelievably bad stink

dude did you just fart on my coat... oh god it stinks... that's...that is unfrebrezable..

by n0rt November 18, 2009

unfuckingfortunately

An unfortunate event that is not terribly unfortunate but just a pain in the ass.

I just finished my basement and unfuckingfortunately it flooded again.

by JEDJanis August 14, 2010

unfunny james

A person that attempts to copy and be funny like a close friend/relative of theirs but doesn't succeed. They will actually attempt to do this in public causing an awkward silence. When they do this you will wish you had a shovel to dig a hole for them and bury them in it because they are too clueless to realize their unfunniness.

Note:
You can insert anyone's name that IS funny and witty after the word unfunny. For instance, Mary is funny and her sister Jane Doe tries to be funny but is not. In that case we would call Jane Doe unfunny mary.

Girl: Wow. Unfunny James is at it again.
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Quick, get me a shovel before he tells another joke!
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Um.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010