Grand Theft Jerk

When two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. "You stole my jerk!" Is a common phrase to say after being Grand Theft Jerked.

"This guy fucked my wife, so I Grand Theft Jerked him."

by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015

Bitch tweet

Trump responding to disparaging remarks from "dishonest media types "

Don't make me bitch tweet you and make you move your factory to USA

by Mc Colorado January 10, 2017

Grand Theft Autumn

The season after city girl/boy summer; Grand Theft Autumn. Grand Theft Autumn when you run far and wide from relationships and graft who you want.

It’s grand theft autumn, I don’t care about anyone else’s feelings

by spunkatron800 September 6, 2019

AIMH Tweet

The og iconic tweet posted by louis tomlinson saying "Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis" on 02/10/2011 after Harry Styles retweeted a tweet by a fan that said "if louis is happy with eleanor, then so am i. but spare a thought for harry, hes probably got a broken heart."

Larry is and always will be real bitches.

Larrie 1 : What do you think is the biggest larry proof of all times ?
Larrie 2 : Oh definitely the matching tattoos and the AIMH Tweet for me.

by Iwillsurvive April 23, 2022

Nothing to Tweet About

modern update of the antiquated 'nothing to write home about'

Megan 'Hey, how was last night?'
Caroline 'Meh. Nothing to tweet about'

by LilyCornucopia October 2, 2010

tweetcited

1 - being excited about Twitter

2 - Tweeting multiple times in quick secession or within a small time frame.

Example 1: I was so bored during class that I got too tweetcited and tweeted 20 times in 15 minutes!

Example 2: You'll never believe what happened today! I'm so tweetcited, I can't wait to share this with other twitterers!

by kissbangbangme June 6, 2009

Vague tweet

Similar to the subtweet, speaking your mind on twitter without actually referencing what you are talking about directly. It is extremely passive aggressive and more often than not everyone will know exactly who or what you are talking about.

If Alice vague tweets one more time about how much she hates me, I'll give her a piece of my mind!

by onyxfiber January 2, 2012