Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas

"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."

by TooSick4U November 26, 2009

Turkey Smog

Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.

Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.

by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009

turkaturk

the front tail that most males bestow down yonder.

mark: aye lil mama
rinny: scram
mark: no
rinny: stahp it.

mark is being a turkaturk

mark let his turkaturk flow in the wind.

romney's turkaturk is undeveloped.

beyonce does not bestow a turkaturk, but if she did, it would be the fiercest one around town

by hades@hades April 6, 2014

turkey rub

Another term for a Handjob

My girlfriend gave me a turkey rub last night.

by Wetfloor June 8, 2015

Turkey Hawk

A person who covertly wants what their friends have, or sabotage their friend due to jealousy and hate. A wolf in sheep's clothing.

Turkey Hawk, Ryan Forbes, Benedict Arnold, Russia

by tdpro4 July 16, 2015

Turkey Monday

A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.

Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.

by Turkey Fan #1 March 14, 2016

Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017