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DIRT TRIM

A(Dirt Trim)is an inefficient preparatory measure of ridding the male's penis of accumulated filth without soap and water using the fingers to roll the smegma and other fetid materials such as dead skin - dead ejaculate - old pubic hair and anything else that finds itself on or around the penis normally exposed as the foreskin is retracted whereupon the use of trimming scissor's may be used to delicately cut loose the bums mess around the rim of the penis helmet or cap prior to having sex with the unsuspecting victim after the (Dirt Trim) is completed.
Posing as a sophisticated clean style elite the unwashed dirty bum pulled his bacon skin back to discretely clip away the abundance of overly extended dirt cake hanging like fudge on his unwashed woodie with his newly found scissor's and in doing so has maintained his familiar body stench by using the waterless technique for sub human cleansing known as a (Dirt Trim).
by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite March 17, 2009
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Jasmine Trias

1 - a wonderful singer that SO MANY people judge without knowing the facts and base it on primary assumptions.

2 - one of the best things that actually created an extent to diversity within the media.
by trixxx December 3, 2004
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proxy trim

Sexual contacts recieved by hanging around a group that has a lot of women.
Paul started hangin' out with that theatre crew cuz there were tons of women and nothing but gay men...tryin to get that proxy trim.
by snopes08 September 2, 2008
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Third Trimester

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.
After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?
by 91 Riv November 30, 2011
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fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.
after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.
by tron j watts January 11, 2009
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Dead Trim

A really bad haircut.
Also referring to caolan o'brien's hair
Caolan has some dead trim
by KieranQuinn June 6, 2017
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trimmer

A person who refines political views to accommodate the prevailing winds; particularly, one who contrives self-serving excuses for political views now generally recognized to have been stupid.
In journalism, the current handwringer-in-chief is the New Yorker writer George Packer, whose book *The Assassins' Gate* has met with high praise from ... a subset of pundits I call trimmers... trimmers criticize ... the foolish president, but avoid unequivocal denunciations of this foolish war.

--John R, MacArthur, "Pro-War Liberals Frozen in the Headlights"
by Abu Yahya January 23, 2009
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