Totsphemy

1: The act of any facility serving tatertots running out of tatertots at any time during regualar business hours.

2: Elitist remarks made by indivudals based on their tatertot gustation perference.

3: Dropping a tatertot on the floor and failing to recover within the five second parameter.

1: Sonic: May I take your order?

Shawn: Yeah gimmie some tots!

Sonic: I'm sorry we're out of tots.

Shawn: Totsphemy!

2: Daisy: ummmm this ketchup is perfect on my tots

Stoney: These tots don't need ketchup. What an amature

Daisy: Totsphemer!

3: Crash: Tot down! Tot down!

Pappy: Save it 5 second rule.

Pappy: 5...

Pappy: 4...

Pappy: 3...

Crash: I can't find it!?!

Pappy: 2...

Pappy: 1...

Crash: Crap! We lost him!

Pappy: Totsphemy!

by Mr. Nova<3 April 7, 2011

Totstitute

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation

“Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
“Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal”
“Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

totsie pop

-(v.) to take the virginity of, or "pop the cherry" of, someone who is at least four and a half years your junior

Blake went to have lunch with his daughter at UGA one Friday afternoon. Later that night he went downtown to Buddha bar trying to pick up girls by saying, "I have a daughter your age," because he wanted to totsie pop every pretty young face he saw.

Brian misused his authority on the lifeguard stand by making nice with the tan young girls during adult swim. He totsie popped several of them in the break-room after his shift.

Jason went on a camping trip with his friends and got completely plastered. Suddenly, no one was able to locate Jason or his friend's little sister who had tagged along because he was totsie popping her off in the woods.

by We do it for the B's and J's December 9, 2008

totstitute

A female uder age, who dresses like a prostitute, although is in school, can get away with horrible clothing choices. Not really a prostitute.

1. Her skirt is so short! What a totstitute! 2. Her mother said "You cannot wear that to school! You look like a totstitute!"

by Tess S. February 2, 2006

totse

Totse is the best website in the world. It's a place where complete idiots and intilectuals come together to make a wonderful and happy community.

The only thing better than mary jane is being on mary jane while looking at totse.

by Vladimir Lem August 21, 2005

Totse

A beautiful online community, where many people of about two races meet to talk about basically anything. Most people here have good grammar and are over twelve years of age(unlike the rumors). Jeff Hunter founded Totse In 1989, its first name was &Totse, until the & charcter was banned from URL's.

Totse (Temple Of the screaming electron)

by SlaysGays September 21, 2005

Totse

A Online Knowlege Oriented manifestation of ethreal wisdom where one can attain knowledge and ample discretion on the utilization and potential ramifications therof.

Totse a haven for paranoids and visionaries

by Brad June 9, 2004