chinese waiter torture 

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.

You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!

chinese waiter torture by adamo42 October 23, 2011

sampolk torture 

(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.

Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."

sampolk torture by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

Cap and Ball Torture 

The illicit practice of not lubricating the cylinders on Cap and Ball Revolvers before firing.

Union Soldier 1: "Ole Henry over there is into Cap and Ball Torture"

Union Soldier 2: "That boy ain't right, Sam Colt and God didn't intend man to shoot dry!"

Cap and Ball Torture by WarFrog___935 April 4, 2023

Tonsil Torture

The art of getting violently throat fucked.

"Bro...i totally gave Sarah tonsil torture last night."

Tonsil Torture by iowajoe1 November 21, 2018

soup torture 

A famous and mysterious video on the internet posted in 2006. A man is eating soup while two people in costumes enter the room.

Here is my theory of the soup torture video

soup torture by Pineapple840 February 14, 2021

Self Torture 

The act of harming one's self in a purposefull manner.

Homie:*Opens Warzone#
JDC: That squigga tryna torture theyself!

Self Torture in this example is where Ty is an idiot and is harming his mental health buy being addicted to Call Of Duty: Warzone.

Self Torture by BlockLegend July 3, 2021

testicle torture

This is when the testicles/nuts/balls/genitalia/genitals are torchers in many ways like crusheing the testicles

1:“If you will not talk we will begin the testicular torture”

2: the testicle torture has began

testicle torture by Biggest brain December 11, 2022