russian torpedo

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.

It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

by Charon May 27, 2006

typediment

1. A speech impediment for typers.
2. A syndrome that causes a person to consistently type the same word wrong.

Bill has a typediment that casues him to always type "teh" instead of "the." It really isn't because he fancies himself some sort of l33t h4x0r.

by CJF August 28, 2003

tomeddyitis

The inability to remember plays, complete lay-ups/happiness, spell words over three leters long, and maintain a non-hairy corn hole. Usually referred to in the sport of basketball.

My tomeddyitis is uncontrollable today. I've missed 44 lay-ups, and I haven't remembered a thing.

by Concerned Friend November 14, 2004

tonedawg

the best nickname anyone named Anthony or Tony can get.
other pronunciations of this nickname can be:
tonedizzmil
tonedawger
t-dawg

yo tonedawg, what up man?

by Tonedawg181 August 20, 2009

tomedian

a term that has absolutley no meaning. most commonly used to piss off fags that don't know what the word means.
can also be shortened to just tom

dude 1: that tomedian over there doesn't know what the word means
dude 2: i know what a fucking tomedian
dude 1: that tom's dick is like a centimeter long
tomedian: Hey Guys!
Dude 1 and 2: shut the fuck up douche bag

by i'mcurrentlyinyourmother March 17, 2010

toked off

Whenever one high person is upset by the actions of another high person.

most common in angry stoners!!

bryce: go get me some chips
jon: No dude you'll get fat
bryce: please
jon: no
bryce: i'm so toked off

by jony243532 March 1, 2011

topen

a cap or cover for a ballpoint pen, marker or other writing instrument or any other device; a lid. (from: to + open "to open"). pronounced: toe-pun

The topen did not fit the pen tightly, so it came off easily and fell off.

by namklaw January 14, 2012