toonka

a nickname similar too pookie, boo bear, cupcake just the cringey cute names

have you seen my toonka she’s so cute

by shortielovesyou September 20, 2018

tonsilitis

an illness which affects the tonsils in a rather negative way; this includes swelling, soreness, and big painful white pus-filled blisters. this condition usually causes the person affected to be in agony; especially when having a large penis shoved down their throat. the best way to combat this illness is to see a doctor, and demand hardcore antibiotics like leviquin.

i didn't know i had tonsilitis until my boyfriend rammed his huge cock down my throat, and it really hurt.

by mescelestus June 11, 2006

Pussy Tonsils

when a girl gets turned on and her nerve endings in her vagina swell.

"dude, you make me get pussy tonsils"

by PUSSYTONSIL April 29, 2008

TOOLS ON DECK

GOT GUNS READY TOO BUSS

CALM DOWN LITTLE HOMIE I GOT TOOLS ON DECK

by L33 L33 January 9, 2009

toonanni

An alternate word for the commonly used words for a man's genitailia such as, "wang" or "dick".

and brice patted the crotch of his pants just to be sure that his toonanni was still up and running.

And Brutus pulled out his toonanni and stroked it with great ease.

by Becky Slutter January 27, 2004

Tonsilitis

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.

Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.

by DeepthroatMcGoo February 7, 2010

tonsil hockey

A act similar to wordMaking Out/word, in which the participants appear as if to play hockey by hitting the other's tonsils with their tounge.

Sheila and Gary spent the whole night playing tonsil hockey.

by jetsonian February 9, 2003