toegazer

One who gazes at cameltoes.

I'm such a toegazer; it's all I do really.

by ripleynutz April 13, 2010

toggaf

someone who attributes the qualities of a dumbass, idiot; one who behaves in an extremely illogical, stupid way (shortened form: gaf)

Geeze look at that toggaf who thinks he's the shit! He looks like a complete fool right now.

by Janjawitis May 3, 2009

tongas

Breasts, boobies, titty bongo's.

She's got a cracking pair of tongas. I'd like to nuzzle in those tongas. The word tongas originates from Manchester Metropolitan University student Bradley Thompson.

by bradley thompson November 16, 2007

tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla

Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass

by Lucas December 31, 2003

toolgasm

when a redneck goes into a hardware store

i picked up this screwdriver and had a toolgasm

by LeahPeah July 21, 2006

Tongan

A descendant of seafaring Polynesians that once ruled Polynesia from Samoa to the North, (Tonga is the term for 'south' which is why the country is named as such, being the southernmost part of the Polynesian Kingdom), Fiji to the West, and Marquesas to the East. Because Tongans loved (and still do today) the physical and mental challenge of overtaking others' lands and property, they sought and overcame much through war and wit. Today many Tongans are proud of the fact that their island home has never been overtaken or ruled by a foreign entity. (Every other land in Polynesia was eventually overtaken by foreigners although it might not have been so if the Tongans had remained in power.) Tonga remains Polynesia's lone monarchy. It has at its roots thousands of years of rule by chiefs and kings of Tongan heritage.

Son: Those Tongans are some big boys.
Dad: The smaller one's ancestors were killed off in war and illness over the centuries, and because there was never an influx of new, smaller, foreigners the people have remained overwhelmingly big, strong, and smart.
Son: That makes sense.

by California1800 November 4, 2007

toofah

A word used to refer to a racist. Most likely a Caucasian male.
Originated from the name "Eli Tufano", a slave-owner back in the early days of America. Infamous for his long family line of arrests due to racial crimes. To this date twenty-seven Asians have been kidnapped, tortured and killed- with an addition of 39 African-Americans and 20 Irish peoples. Lisa Tufano, the last of the Tufano family was sentenced to death April of 1980.

Also known as toofa, tufah, tufa, and toopha.

The man that called him a nigger must be a toofah.

by Jim July 23, 2003