Tong.

Little Asian bastard that has a helmet for a haircut. Is normally angry all the time and will want to cut your foreskin off. If he's watching a movie in class he'll point every single character he'd want to have hot oily intercourse with and will look at the person next to him giggle a little bit and smile weirdly as they call him a horny little shit

Tong: I'd fuck the shit out of that dog

Riley: Tong. Shut the fuck up you horny little cunt

by Babymolester64 December 7, 2023

Tongs

Mid Western slang heavily used in North Western PA, & North East Ohio during the 1960's, and 70's for "flat sandal thong toed flip flops," or inexpensive plastic/rubber shower shoes of that time period,

Don't forget to grab your" tongs," kids, we might go to the beach

by Swago-soul February 12, 2020

Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021

Katelynn Tong

Katelynn is a super funny and amazing person!! Wow I would love to be friends w her. She is a straight A student and is so good at soccer. She really likes white ppl. (this is for the huzz). anyways she is NOT racist or homophobic sometimes.

Katelynn Tong: lmfao
everyone else: haha! your so funny(blushes)

by Moneyfunnybooboo December 16, 2024

Tong

Beautiful Asian girl, with a unique personality. If you meet a Tong, you're so lucky. They put always their friendship first. She's called too the rainbow of your day because no matter where you are, if she is, it would be a good day. Definitely like a surprise box, she can always surprise you. Shy at outside but very sexy in the inside.

-Oh, my friend is so Tong!

by You're daily dictionary November 21, 2021

tong-ya

Cute and sassy as i don't know what!!!! smart and beautiful, want to marry.

Your so TONG-YA!!!

by Kokonarose222 April 19, 2018

meat tongs

When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.

Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.

by Rev BigE March 19, 2017