taintpopper

Extreme penetration resulting in a ruptured taint

Sally bought a massive dildo that's sure to be a taintpopper!

by COCHISE THE FEARED October 8, 2009

taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.

The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!

by Boba Twat January 22, 2010

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011

Taint Gravy

The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.

Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!

by SexyGorilla August 27, 2013

taint sniffer

One who does the 2 finger rub on down there and sniff checks to see they are clean.

Man, you see that taint sniffer elbow deep in is drawers, turn and sniff his fingers.... dude needs to shower.

by pcboro January 3, 2016

Taint-rippling fart

A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.

Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.

by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018