When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upper decker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.
"Dude this sucks, there is only one bathroom and all of us ate taco bell"
"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."
"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."
"I got the top"
"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"
"Must of been a totem duece"
"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."
"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."
"I got the top"
"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"
"Must of been a totem duece"
by Shower Fart October 23, 2008
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Which is obviously a good thing.
Generally used to describe something which is pretty good, or used as sarcasm in some cases when your mates are talking something up, when in reality it isn't that great.
Which is obviously a good thing.
Generally used to describe something which is pretty good, or used as sarcasm in some cases when your mates are talking something up, when in reality it isn't that great.
Chad: Oh bro, sick ride you have there.
Benjie: Thanks cuz, yeah it's totes heckers aye.
OR
Jim: Man this song is awesome, i LOVE IT!
Prince: Yeah, it's totes heckers... nub
Benjie: Thanks cuz, yeah it's totes heckers aye.
OR
Jim: Man this song is awesome, i LOVE IT!
Prince: Yeah, it's totes heckers... nub
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...totes m'goats
...totes m'goats
by Jake Buffalo Turley March 19, 2009
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