timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...

Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...

by G'stein June 21, 2008

Timberlane Regional High School

A secondary school in Rockingham County, NH with high potential of being the most rotten banana peel in the trash bin of education. Who knows whether we blame administration or the parents, but it has raised hundreds of scummiest adolescents in the past few decades. The majority are potheads, sex addicts, and ass kissers, just to name a few. Some crazy shit has gone down there. There's been a few bomb/shooting threats, a girl got knocked up (for the second time) by her boss, who-knows-how-many fights, a freshman made a hitlist, and countless others. There really are no rules, considering dozens of basic bitches parade around half-naked all year. The teachers are generally nice but are completely ignorant in terms of disrespect and harassment. And that's another thing. Cyberbullying always happens behind-the-scenes because the self-absorbed social media tryhards are too much of a pussy to insult someone to their face. Overall there has been no progression recently and you can expect nothing less of good ol' Timbo for the future.

Checkmate SAU 55.

If you want your child to have a decent upbringing, I would suggest avoiding Timberlane Regional High School at all costs.

by xx20 October 4, 2019

Timberlea

A small suburb outside of Halifax, Nova Scotia that would be a pleasant place to live if it weren't for the countless middle class children who honestly believe that they live in a ghetto. Gangster beats can be heard blaring from people's minivans as they drive down Timberlea's main road and every six months or so, slightly more gangster children come from the surrounding suburbs or the city to stab anonymous weed dealers.

Also referred to as "Timbo"

Timberlea Gangster One: Hey man, do you want to go downtown tonight?
Timberlea Gangster Two: No way, my parents just got a new wide screen TV, let's just play Call of Duty 4!
Timberlea Gangster One: Sweet! The city scares me anyway

by NoMoreGangstersPlease December 14, 2008

Timberly

A very sweet girl. She knows what she wants and exactly how she wants it done good or bad. Timberly cares about others more than anyone and has a huge heart. But she has a dark side and gets mad easily.

Timberly is so nice she stayed with me last night to see that I was ok after my accident.

by Jess<3urbandictionary December 22, 2015

short timer

That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.

Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.

by kevin December 7, 2003

Social Timer

An unchangeable personality feature that defines an individual's ablilty to withstand forced or unwelcomed social interaction.

Hey, where did dad go? We're not even through the first sermon yet!
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...

by YAWA August 4, 2019