by mmmm donuts May 16, 2008
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Guy 2: That sucks, I timmed off for a week straight after my dog died last month... I had almost forgoten how gay Twilight is and how much I hate it.
Guy 3: You guys are so pathetic that its making me wanna go tim off...
Guy 2: That sucks, I timmed off for a week straight after my dog died last month... I had almost forgoten how gay Twilight is and how much I hate it.
Guy 3: You guys are so pathetic that its making me wanna go tim off...
by cwatts22 July 10, 2010
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Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. Their only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.
How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.
"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.
"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.
by MyPhoneIsNotWorking July 11, 2017
Get the Tim mug.A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.
by SgtDK January 13, 2009
Get the Tim mug.Someone who always finishes tests last and is never where they are supposed to be because they're at the "dentist."
by omar January 13, 2004
Get the tim(e) mug.The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N
American Idol Contestant
HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)
Hair flick ;)
Simon called him pointless but so what?!
American Idol Contestant
HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)
Hair flick ;)
Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1
Tim Urban: *smiles*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*
Tim Urban: *hair flick*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*
Example 2
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: =.=
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Tim Urban: *smiles*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*
Tim Urban: *hair flick*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*
Example 2
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: =.=
Tim Urban: *smiles*
by timurbanlover November 26, 2010
Get the Tim Urban mug.Brilliant American goalkeeper. Finally United have replaced Schmeichel, it seems. Fantastic reflexes, good handling and fast and effective distribution make 'T-Ho' a fans favourite despite playing in a not-so-fashionable position.
Wonderful save from Tim Howard!!
Well claimed by Howard!!
That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!
Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!
Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
Well claimed by Howard!!
That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!
Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!
Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
by Glen_6899 August 14, 2004
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