Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.
A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
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Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
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Marty: Ronald Reagan.
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