the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.

Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future

by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022

future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.

"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"

by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022

Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022

future boy

A term 1955 Doc Brown used when 1985 Marty McFly traveled 30 years back in time.

Doc: So tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?
Marty: Ronald Reagan.
Doc: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?

by Tbc77 July 5, 2021

phil of the future

A great TV show on Disney starring a very hot, yet short, guy who's name is Phil in the show.

Phil of the future is a good show because Phil is so hot.

by sharter12345 March 30, 2006

Future Babe

A girl that is super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness. She's a babe... but not quite yet.

tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.

Bro, Kelsey is a total future babe. Too bad she's only 16.

by Xavier Charles Freeman May 31, 2016

future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis

I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!

by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004