wet end

the swollen dripping end (tip) of a used and tired dick
{mentioned in multiple steven king books}

1. "Come on, quit being a wet end and go to the bar with us."

2. "Dude, dust it off and get up, quit being a wet."

by Poppalidge June 12, 2007

bell-end

1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.

by Thee Red Monkey June 01, 2006

hinge end

A slang term used to describe your peredium. (see peredium)

She sucked it to the hinge end

by D-BUCK March 05, 2005

north end

A section of Boston in which like ova 90% of the people are Italian

Let's go to the North End and get some pizza, they make the best.

by some polak November 13, 2004

Knob End

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.

Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

The End of the World

As fortold by Philip DeFranco, The world will end it 2012 when the Vampire Robot Nazis who are also Zombies attack. The obvious way to stop this attack would be Chuck Norris, but unfortunately he too is a Vampire robot Nazi who is also a zombie.

In the struggle to save the world, dolphins with laserbeams on their heads will team up with Flying Raptor Jesus to defeat Chuck Norris and the Vampire Robot Nazis who are also zombies. The battle with be close, but in the end we will lose and everyone will die. The end.

"Everyone knows the only thing that can defeat a vampire robot nazi that is also a zombie AND Chuck Norris is flying Raptor Jesus. And I dont mean to be a cynic or anything but I dont think Flying raptor jesus is going to come to our aid" - The End of the World

by Var Effing Sinler July 23, 2009

screb end

The Butt of a cigarette which is usually found lying on the floor of pavements,parks etc. Chavs have an amazing affinity for spotting these from a mile, just like a cow can spot the blades of grass in a field.

Fuck meeeee sideways... thats an odin that is, I just found a screbend and it's half full.

by Solstice May 03, 2005