dick in the box

A dick in the box is a gift you give your sweetheart for any celebration.

Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:

One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box

Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"

Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.

Honey I know it's our anniversary but if it helps I got you my dick in the box!

by ArcadianSnowdrop October 29, 2014

block the box

the act of a friend ending a woman's attempts to make a sexual conquest

female: I was just about to get some--why did you block the box?

by dcwoman September 26, 2005

Fresh out the Box

Just got done having sex.

-Did you fuck her
-Yea nigga im fresh out the box

by Avvyrah June 19, 2016

let the snake out of the box

the act of a man wearing no underwear

George let the snake out of the box for Valentine's Day.

by diggitydog4747 March 4, 2011

jack in the box

A bi- or homosexual male who has not yet revealed his sexuality publicly. "Jack" refers to the character from Will & Grace.

Kevin makes more passes at guys than a quarterback, even though he's with Kerri. Do you think's a jack in the box?

by s.a.r.a.h. January 29, 2008

hit the box

v. Phrase one uses when trying to spend 950 points to buy a random weapon from the mystery box instead of buying a predetermined weapon on the wall in Call of Duty Zombies.

Squeaker 1: Let's kill the crawler and start it up.

Squeaker 2: Yeah, start the round, knife it, knife it.

Squeaker 3: Naw wait! WAIT! I needa go hit the box! I don't have any---

Squeaker 1:*SLICE! kills crawler*

Squeaker 3: --ammo... DUDE WHY'D YOU DO THAT NOW I'M GUNNA DIE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN MY RAY GUN OR MY HK! I'M GUNNA DIE! I'M GUNNA DIE, I'M RAGE QUITTING!

Squeaker 2: Dude, chill, its round 4 grab the MPL off the wall.

Squeaker 3: ...

by alldayd December 15, 2011

Jack in the Box

Disgusting fucking cockroach filled dump where illegal immigrants work in order to pay their rent. Their meat is filled with bones, and the food smells like the mexican workers' body order. The oil is toxic and will make you sick. The place smells like they are buring flesh and turning it into oil.

The only reason Jack In The Box exists is so that Illegal immigrants can pay their rent.

by dfsdgfsgfghsdfgh December 28, 2005