telecommunicate

To talk to someone using a phone. Used instead of the word "call".

Hey baby, what's your number? I'll telecommunicate you.

by Bilal H. December 15, 2010

Telecommutilation

Any of the type of disturbing, threatening, or grossly uncomfortable phone calls which leaves the recipient of said call feeling like they were just gang raped by a room full of meth-addicted menopausal yetis.

AN EXAMPLE OF TELECOMMUTILATION

*Ring*
YOU: "Hello?"
HER: "Andy, it's Felicity."
YOU: "What's up?"
HER: "Remember you stood me up last Thursday? Remember that guy I introduced you to, the big guy, MMA fighter, Dirk Rockhard? He's my boyfriend now and he said to tell you he's going to rip your fucking spleen out through your asshole."
You: "..."

by Schuyler The Cat September 1, 2011

Telecropolis

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.

They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!

by philologue August 26, 2011

Telecharity

From "telemarketer" and "charity".

A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.

Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.

Telecharity caller: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Smith?"

John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*

Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."

by MizunoBara August 28, 2012

Teechebag

Those douche-bags that wear slogan tee-shirts such as Ed Hardy, G star raw and Henley

Boy: I hate those Ed Hardy teechebags!

Girl: I know, me too!

by Sebbrah September 15, 2012

Telectronology

Any apparatus designed to make life easier, communication, transport, entertainment, defence etc,which is wholly dependent on electric current to make it work

solar panels are an example of telectronology, before they can create an AC current from DC output they require an AC powered invertor to make the conversion.
The ultimate example is the Internet. Without electricity, it ceases to exist.

by docBob August 18, 2013

telecopter

One of those tiny drone things they are going to use to collect pictures for the TV news

Hey check out that telecopter shot!
Awesome!

by phibla June 12, 2014