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Telophase

1. The second to last part in Mitosis.

2. The act of being split across the science room for making fun of how the teacher pronounces the word.

3. Very much the same as the penis game.
"Telophase"

"Teeeeelophase"

"Teeeeeeelophase"

"TEEEEEELOPHASE"

"TEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOPHASE."
by Teeelophase January 24, 2010
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Telesexual

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.
My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.
by Sal Ami February 8, 2017
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tells

tells got owned and "left" DALnet like the pussy nigger bitch that he is.
tells enjoys giving 500 pound black men rim jobs.
by Vince Russo December 24, 2003
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Telesynergenic

When two people, at a distance, and parted can be put together to gcreate a whole of epic proportions.
Though they were thousands of miles apart, they remained telesynergenic, and when together again, people were awed at their unchanging affections.
by e-krugz May 15, 2007
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telus internet

a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.
steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."

dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"

steve- "oh s***"
by happydappyman September 15, 2011
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People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012
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Talos

I was in court and the lawyer wasbeing harsh and asking me some really awful questions. But I decided to be talos about it because there's no sense in being nice when the lawyer isn't either.
by Etta Vendetta March 8, 2009
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