tyson welch

Awesome at everything.Fucking hilarious.has a huge penis.nice hair really nice.short and skinny.good at all sports.good with electronics.likes camping and has lots of friend's.shares a lot and has asthma and he doesn't take shit.the most bandanas person you'll ever meet.

Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.

Wow he he's a huge penis like a Tyson Welch

by HungryHippo April 24, 2015

Tyson Hartley

Aka the Canadian Sniper. The best sniper in the fucking game/top sniper in the world, player, thug, money-getter, and absolute beast.
Tyson Hartley = the best.

"Tyson Hartley is the best sniper in Canada"

by lexxxa November 1, 2017

Tyson Steel

maddest most sick cunt to ever walk this universe, if you ever meet him you will explode form the sheer awesomeness that is Tyson Steel, you will instantly cum in your pants

"how'd your bother die?"
"he looked at Tyson Steel in the dough theater"

by big fruit June 1, 2018

Tyson Allen

The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.

"Your such a Tyson Allen"
"what's that smell"

by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018

tyson the muzi

Tyson the MUZI is a crazy assassin he is one of the most top 10 craziest terrorists of the world you would never want to get in contact with a MUZI with this many bombs, fun fact tyson the MUZI has bombed over 90 millions planes jus this week if u ever see tyson the MUZI in surrey Canada please contact the police he is wanted and on the run🤭

BOONK gang eskateet allah ak-bar it’s tyson the muzi please save my poor soul

by Muzi hunter 47 August 8, 2018

Tyson and Jakob Show

A cringey YouTube channel made by 2 kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago, running along both “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a Super Mario 3D World Lets Play.

Person 1: Hey! You know TysonKirk10?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”

by Olivehead September 20, 2018

tyson and jakob show

A cringey youtube channel made by 2 young kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago running along side, “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a few videos, there most popular being a “Let’s Play” of “Super Mario 3D World”

Person 1: Did you know that, the TysonKirk10 kid made a cringe YouTube channel with his friend?
Person 2: wow! What’s it called?
Person 1: The Tyson and Jakob Show

by Olivehead September 20, 2018