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trade dogs

There are two distinct definitions, or methods of trading dogs.

The adjective "trade dogs" comes from the early to mid high school years, where young children used code to define when they would like to swing their fists. It was often used as a threat to extort lunch money or prey on poor defenseless nerds, while slamming them upon the hard metal surface of a locker.

At this point in time, this term is used as a greeting, completely meaningless inside joke or meme between friends. In this respect, to trade dogs can mean anything from joining a raiding party in World of Warcraft, to hanging out and smoking weed. It is absolutely imperative to use CAPS when trading dogs in this manner.
Example 1
Bully: Hey punk.. wanna trade dogs?
Nerd: HAHAH what?
Bully: *swings at nerd*

Example 2
Tornizzle: YO MANG WANNA TRADE DOGZZZ?
Dwingo: YA WHAT YOU GOT
Tornizzle: I GOT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
Dwingo: Okay um, where are we raiding dude?
by Tornizzle December 7, 2007
mugGet the trade dogsmug.

Trading Up

In a sports stadium, 'trading' your crappy box seats for something a little closer to the action. Meaning, if there's nobody to trade the seat, why not just take it yourself?

Generally easy to do if a crappy team plays there because of the number of empty seats. It gets more difficult the better your team is, since the stadium will be close to sold out.

Sometimes involves dodging the wrath of particularly stern ushers. Also, if someone shows up with a ticket for your new seat, it's best to move.
There was nobody at list night's Tigers game, so I decided to do a little trading up. I left my crappy nosebleed section seat for a spot up close to the action.
by Jojo Baroo May 29, 2010
mugGet the Trading Upmug.

trade vulture

A friend who swoops in and hooks up with the person you've been chatting up.
I can't believe you hooked up with the guy I was taking to. I wanted to hook up with him! You're such a trade vulture.
by The Pop Sucker June 27, 2017
mugGet the trade vulturemug.

noise trading

when the "word on the street" or the hype on investor blogs is the basis for which an investor makes a market trade; when a trade is based on casual speculation rather than on press released information based on substance
I just took a huge hit from that trade! I've learned my lesson not to do noise trading anymore.
by aMat13 April 26, 2011
mugGet the noise tradingmug.

Trade hunting

To look or be in search for trade.
Girl, we need to go out trade hunting, to find us some trade.
by Carmen Legrand July 10, 2023
mugGet the Trade huntingmug.

cock trade

when one wants to trade ones tits with anothers cock vice versa
person one: “hey man i really want to have a cock”
person two: “you wanna do a cock trade?”
person one: “ah hell yea man
by Beebsy_ January 7, 2023
mugGet the cock trademug.

Trade Hats

Trade Hats/ Trading Hats • to have sex with another person
Aw man, I’d trade hats with that guy any day!”
by .bim November 27, 2017
mugGet the Trade Hatsmug.

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