Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

Crap Ton

Its metric

"I have a crap ton of homework to do tonight"

by gonecountry(: June 27, 2012

Shit Ton

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous

That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.

by base101 June 4, 2009

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

--A "BIG" Oh My God, in Greek...
--Heaven Help Us All, in Greek
Sah-Tah-Nah

Satana = Satan, Devil

Panagia = Mary, Mother of God

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.

weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.

by shenzy August 8, 2008

jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

by Teh Achmed January 11, 2009

Shit-ton

noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.

"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"

by Chaz and Andrei July 8, 2006