The Ultimate Orgy 

A cartoon on Newgrounds - one which parodies The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny). It is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. I advise you don't watch it, though if you do, you'll bust your ass laughing. Consider yourself warned.

Full title: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality.

Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray...

... This is the Ultimate Orgy,
of Homosexuality...

... Cue porno music, a funky, jive chorus.
Down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris.
Who discovered a dick as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy...

... The champion stood,
the women got wetter,
Mr. Rogers, in a cum-stained sweater...

The Ultimate Orgy by Amerikaner October 15, 2006

The Ultimate Showdown 

Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.

"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."

The Ultimate Showdown by Timothy Jones March 25, 2006

Life, the Universe and Everything 

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is... 42.

"All right," said Deep Thought. "The answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes...!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Life, the Universe and Everything by Bot the orange monkey warrior April 15, 2005

state of the union 

insider speech given by the U.S. president every January outlining the plans of the nation for the upcoming year; the president always opens the speech with the sentence "The state of the union is strong" and 95% of the stuff he says in the never gets done

The state of the union is strong

state of the union by i'm smarter than smart April 30, 2006

Biggest Douche in the Universe 

In an episode of South Park, John Edward the "psychic" (not to be confused with John Edwards the politician) was nominated for the Biggest Douche In The Universe award by Stan.

Near the end of the show a ship full of aliens landed on the set of John's tv show and congratulated him for being nominated before taking him on a trip to another planet for the intergalactic B.D.I.U. awards ceremony. John Edward wound up winning the title of "Biggest Douche In The Universe" despite repeated protests that he wasn't a douche. Edward beat out several other nominees, including an alien who was literally a giant living, breathing douche bag with a nozzle and everything!

"I'M NOT A DOUCHE!!!"--John Edward

Biggest Douche in the Universe by Rabid_Caterpillar September 16, 2004

resist the urge 

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.

"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",

resist the urge by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

center of the universe 

the vagina

men might think they control the world but women possess the center of the universe

center of the universe by Alpino October 28, 2008