by CarlTheCarVroom July 11, 2024

P1: bro you see that dumbass nigga over there
P2: yea, I think his name is lelan
P1: those big ass glasses make him look like a Minion
P2: Lets call him ''Lelan The Minion''
P2: yea, I think his name is lelan
P1: those big ass glasses make him look like a Minion
P2: Lets call him ''Lelan The Minion''
by CraZYDuck26 February 3, 2025

Minion bones is a creature born in the depths of the minion factory. His body is 90% graphlite (used in the Aerospace industry for its lightness, flexibility, strength, consistancy in properties and cost effective pricing.). The project code named "minion bones, man or machine?" Has created the minion we all know as Bones. He was sadly created without eye lids due to budget cuts, but he can slice tomatoes with his unusally thin wrists, and it's rumored he has the power to control elements when he reaches the ripe age of 76 ( the day before he dies).
by mike May 13, 2005

by coolgirl543 May 25, 2021

by Limpingmybizkit February 7, 2023

Evil yellow demons from the pits of hell. They have taken over he world. They are everywhere, from toy stores to video game arcades to my trash can. They have ruined the powerful meaning of the word ‘minion’. There also weird minion fetishes on Deviantart and cringeworthy Minion memes by middle-aged suburban soccer moms on Facebook. Minions may never be wiped off the face of this planet.
Toys R Us: 50% off Minion Plushies!
5 year old kid: Mummy, I want to be a minion for Halloween!
40 year old suburban soccer mom: LOL this is so you, Karen!
Me: Good lord.
5 year old kid: Mummy, I want to be a minion for Halloween!
40 year old suburban soccer mom: LOL this is so you, Karen!
Me: Good lord.
by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020
