wee bastard

Term typically used to define someone who needs to be shamed. Used by the Scottish

Ahh ya little wee bastard

by Pish wee bastard October 29, 2017

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

Blue Bastard

An alcoholic drink made with Vodka, Fresca, and grape flavoured Gatorade Fierce.

That blue bastard sure put him on his ass last night.

by Ratty Van Rat March 5, 2009

potato bastard

A name often called to Germany by Romano. But then again he calls every one a bastard, but potato bastard is commonly said to Germany.

"Germany! You potato bastard! You look like you have a moustache!!"-Romano
"But to me it looks like YOU have moustache."-Germany
"Gaah, shutup you potato bastard!!"

by Roderich Edelstein February 27, 2016

tomato bastard

A person who loves tomatoes and is often insulted by italians.

Antonio ? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS TOMATO BASTARD ?

This tomato bastard is a pain in the ass.

by wasabi06 August 5, 2014

Bastard Factory

A woman who becomes pregnant at a steady pace outside of marriage producing a rather alarming amount of unfathered children

She's pregnant again? That bastard factory can't keep her legs shut.

by Archduke_Chocula June 11, 2006

Ugly Bastard

Ugly Bastards are usually fat, middle age men with certain bodily features that most people find appalling.

This ugly bastard had his way with me, don’t tell anyone.

by Fuck-off-Regis May 26, 2018