nike swoosh

Inserting your finger in someone's anus, then wiping it under their nose in a swooping fashion - for full satisfaction.

He told me he had a surprise for me, and reached behind my back and gave me a Nike Swoosh.

by Tim Acker June 14, 2006

Swoon

A foolish person.

"How exactly does one accurately program HTML and perform brain surgery while translating ancient scrolls from Greek to Latin to Arab to African to American Sign Language, masturbating, and eating cereal?"
"Jesus Christmas, George, you swoon! Let me do it."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

swoon

Swoon: noun

A person ,usually male who is very attractive.

Swoon: verb

To be filed with great joy or/and pleasure.

"He was so hot! A total swoon."

"Ahh that was so good. I'm swoon."

by Becca Mills December 4, 2006

Spoons

spoons is an alternate word for weed or marijuana. especially useful in public places or to confuse anyone listening in. it is both a noun and a verb and so avoids the need to say , for example,spooning.

Dude my parents arent home. wanna do spoons?
What are you doing with your life? you're walking , talking downward spiral. all because of spoons

by pepsin September 17, 2012

Swoosh

The sound effect for the act of catching someone's drift.

1. Swooshhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Did you hear that?"

"yeah..."
"That was me understanding you."
"Oh cool."

by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010

[swoosh]

The sweet sound of making a basket in basketball

*swoosh* He shoots he scores!!!

by Kit_kat_madsen March 11, 2019

swooshed

When a guy has a girl in check or when a girl has a guy in check. (perferriably ff and gf).

She on that nike man, swooshed and not even your girl yet.

by ethiks May 2, 2005