Spork

The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I blew my spork and pissed all over the toilet seat!

by darealjz June 1, 2010

sporange

A colloquial term given to sporangium, a saclike structure or cell, the contents of which are converted into an indefinite number of spores. It is borne on a special hypha called a sporangiophore, also known as ass rapeage.

What's the sporange count on that hunchback moss?

by Dr. Paulyskova January 5, 2005

sporgasm

A sudden orgasm while reading anything about the upcoming game "Spore" by EA.

"Oh, Christy, look." "Spore will be released September 7, 2008"
"Auuuahg, ooo, ooo, ooo, AHHHHH!"
"WTF???"
"Sorry, I had a Sporgasm."

by SporgasmRus May 4, 2008

sporked

Feminem.com's version of the word computer term, "pwned" created by House of Bizkits.

That dumb femi-fan got sporked.

by House of Bizkits February 22, 2005

soporific

A movie so bad it makes you fall asleep.

That shitty movie was soporific.

by Windex December 11, 2004

poopchute spork thinger

OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111

i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger

by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022

Spork

An ancient deadly weapon

Fuck he's got a spork!

by WaNkMaStA tEaPoT + Co. July 26, 2005