stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

spuffing

'Spuffing', like 'spuff' is a term for a sexual practise involving a trout or other fresh-water fish. at the point of ejaculation the male of the species (pref human), gently places his "fat-end" into the wide open mouth of said trout. when the fish is full of seminal fluid the male of the species then proceeds to cover his partner with the seminal fluids mixed in with fishy innards with a "vinegar strokes" motion, like he was covering his chips with a particulary cheap brand of tomato ketchup.

"sadie was happy to see jim, it had been seven long months since her first spuffing, and she wanted more"

by pabloeldiablo October 15, 2007

sluffing

UK slang word for menstruation,

You wont be eating any muffin
When her womb has started sluffing
-Amateur Transplants

by Mr Moz January 15, 2008

Stuffing The Turkey

To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.

Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.

by evilwoody June 9, 2009

stuffies

Another word for stuff that "deserve" the word stuffies.
Can also be used under cases of hyperactivity, then everything becomes stuffies.

That's my favourite stuffie.
Could you get me some stuffies from the fridge?

by SuperWay April 22, 2006

Stuffing

The act of "stuffing" every orifice of a female with male genitalia. Usually as part of a gang bang. Depending on how you define orifice, this can mean any number from 3 to 9 to being involved.

I was out with a few of my friends last night and we met this chick. After a few drinks we went back to mine and gave her a good stuffing. She wasn't happy about the black eyes the next day!

by Jimbob55556 May 6, 2009

stuffing the oven

The art of performing unprotected sexual acts with a woman that is at least 7 months pregnant.

" Hell bob, sahra may be pregnant. but I wouldn't mind stuffing the oven"

by jajekas April 22, 2006