Stitch Fuck

As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.
I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!
by Real Nigga' July 14, 2016
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cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet
I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer
by Pugwasher November 20, 2021
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Coven of stitches

Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).

Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.

The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.
by angeet May 22, 2014
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Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped
Fuck sake, another Paul Stitch Up.
by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023
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Dirty stitch

When a French bulldog farts aggressively into the mouth of a human.
Yo my dog did a dirty stitch last night while I was asleep!
by Dirtynathan69 September 14, 2021
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Binky Stitch

(Noun)

Female with a rank kooter.
Travis Avery still wanted that 15 year old Binky Stitch even after the whole town ran a train on her.
by veelooo September 02, 2009
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stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.
Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.
by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021
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