Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.

Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37

by rekrap April 4, 2011

a good stiff

a stand up, like a boner, guy who holds true to values. A solid person who doesn't waiver.

a man whose opinion holds true from experience

a hard penis that a girl can ride multiple times or multiple girls can ride

You can always count on that guy...he is a good stiff.

by goodstiff November 19, 2011

Stiff

1. To cheat (someone) of something owed.

2. To fail to give or supply (something expected or promised).

If you do too much for people, they'll stiff you more than repay you.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 1, 2005

stiff little fingers

The best punk band the world has ever produced.

Flags and Emblems / Hanx / Nobodies Heros... etc.

by Black Flag February 10, 2004

Stifle-vote Democrat

Stifle-vote Democrats are Democrats who lie and manipulate voter polls. They say they have already won the election beforehand so voters seeking their opponent's victory will either give up and not vote at all, or cast their vote in their favor. Either way, they get your vote - Random Prophet #RandomProphet

A Stifle-vote Democrat will lie to you to get your vote.

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 7, 2018

STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.

Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010

Stifler

Someone who looks and act like Steve Stifler from the American Pie series.

Chris Veihl is Stifler.

by The Real Stifler March 14, 2009