dash stache

The little patch of hair that women leave right above the mons pubis after waxing/shaving the rest of their pubic region bare.
"His girlfriend's ticklish dash stache did not stop him from giving her a night of oral that she would never forget."
by Bobbie Cocker March 16, 2010
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Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.
"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."
by Cornwallis Jones January 11, 2009
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Terlesky 'stache

1. a lame, 80s-style mustache often seen on mullet-heads or other unattractive men, a la John Terlesky, the B movie actor famous for roles in terrible movies like the All Nighter and Deathstalker 2.
Yo, did you see that guy's Terlesky 'stache? He looks like such loser.
by L Wrong Hubbard November 30, 2009
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puddin' stache

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez', A man takes his fingers containing moisture from his fromunda region and wipes them across an unsuspecting victim's upper lip.
After not showering for days, Bill thought it humorous to give Bob a nasty puddin' stache he could smell for hours.
by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008
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magna-stache

Inspired by the popular 1970s magnetic drawing toy the Magna Doodle (henceforth MDood), a magna-stache is a mustachio that circles the mouth and chin, with a small bare spot between the chin and lower lip. The bare spot, in addition to gray hairs from a salt and pepper gray/dark hair distribution, represents the white space on Magna Doodles. The dark hairs represent the scattered magnetic particles on the MDood.

Similar, but not related to the magnum-stache that Magnum P.I. sported in the TV show of the same name.
Q: Did you see that guys facial hair?

A: Huh?
Q: That guy either had a magna doodle implanted onto his face or he was simply showing off his magna-stache
A: oh right, viva la magna-stache!!
by Gummerz Returnz August 06, 2009
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Pubic Stache

When a guy rubs skeet on a girls upper lip and then puts his pubes on her upper lip to make a pubic mustache. (huge turnoff)
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
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Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.

Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
by MyAlergies June 27, 2007
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