Squeeky Dolphin

When you are doing a chick from behind and she turns to you and makes a squeeking sound similar to that of a dolphin.

I was porkin her in the butt and she pulled a squeeky dolphin

by Bay November 17, 2003

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015

squeege

(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."

by Scriptor Metamorphosis November 17, 2007

squeebles

that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.

Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.

by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

squeebie

high, stoned, or baked. Uncontrollable urges to lay waste to household snacks or powernap on the couch usually follow.

I smoked a couple of bowls of some train wreck and I was super squeebie. Three boxes of oreos and a half gallon of hawaiian punch later I was ready to get high as a giraffes ass again

by goodburger December 30, 2010

scqueef

Usually associated with bat wings and those with a hairless scrotum, a scqueef (a male queef) occurs when the scrotum becomes attached to the inner thigh, usually due to excessive sweating, and traps a pocket of air. The trapped air is forcibly removed, while walking or jogging, from its scrotal pocket creating a farting sound. Scqueefs are imppossible to predict.

Dude, I totally scqueefed when I walked by heather's desk. She probably thinks I farted. They nees to turn down the heat in here!

by Hayden Bond April 8, 2006

Squeedledorp

Verb used when there is no other word to describe what someone did. Usually associated with messing up.

I squeedledorp, you squeedledorp, he/she/it squeedledorps.

You just squeedledorped and fell off the chair!

by Lucas Annunziata November 30, 2005