A squeakfest is pretty much any social media website where all people squeak constantly non-stop about unimportant stuff while getting too emo about it.
Big obvious squeakfests are Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook to name a few.
Big obvious squeakfests are Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook to name a few.
Tom: Twitter claims to be a diverse all-inclusive website, but everyone on it is an emo squeaker. I don't get what's diverse about that when everyone on it is just squeaking non-stop. Point to me one Twitter account of someone who is not a squeaker!
David: I cannot! I'd have to go on Twitter squeaking to do so. I'm not a squeaker either, so no dice! Twitter is definitely a squeakfest!
David: I cannot! I'd have to go on Twitter squeaking to do so. I'm not a squeaker either, so no dice! Twitter is definitely a squeakfest!
by OffBeatDrummer March 20, 2022
Get the Squeakfest mug.A squirrel cooked in a waffle-iron. A delicacy originating in hartford Connecticut. Squaffle can also refer to any type of small, common, urban wildlife (e.g. a Pigeon) cooked on a waffle-iron.
May I have some of your squaffle? It looks delicious.
I tend to prefer rodents rather than birds in my squaffle
I tend to prefer rodents rather than birds in my squaffle
by jabber.on April 10, 2010
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Get the squeaky mug.When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"
Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.
Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.
by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
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Get the squeef mug.breasts that have had plastic surgery and now have dog's chewy toys inside of them. for entertainment during intercourse.
Nicholas H: I hope my wife one day has squeaky-ts so i always have something to play with during sex.
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"Yeah man I feel so squean!" *admires himself in the mirror and does bodybuilder poses*
"Yeah man I feel so squean!" *admires himself in the mirror and does bodybuilder poses*
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