squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.

“Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”

by Htychchf June 19, 2018

squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018

Squatch

The new word for cunt.

That fucking squatch cut me off! You damn squatch!

by Watchjonbeep May 9, 2018

squatchamo

A Particularly LARGE Person Over 6 Feet In Heigth, usually has a “im better than everyone” attitude because they are so Large & is unattractive.

“Damn that’s one tall girl, she looks like a squatchamo”

by Comedy central March 25, 2018

Squachie

When you have nowhere to shit so you shit in your shoe then walk around with the shit in your shoe

Dude i had to walk all the way home from school with a squachie, it wasn't that bad.

by Sleeg Mcgee October 25, 2018

Squarehead

Usually has the name Tatum. Also looks like a goat.

Damn she has a squarehead.

by Holiday rentals January 23, 2019

Squanch

Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.

“Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”

by Squancher69 November 23, 2019