by JamJam1 July 24, 2012
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by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011
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by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010
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Justin is a great Spunk Spreader he covered me and my girlfriend and her sister from our foreheads to our belly buttons. Wow, I think I love him.
by Gearls March 6, 2009
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Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.
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by Carpoolio October 30, 2008
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