Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.
Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Sandwich Spread mug.The 2021 NFL championship game in Tampa, Florida. Governor Ron DeSantis has opened everything and called for a full stadium for the 2021 game.
"Hey, are you going to this year's championship?"
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"
Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"
Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.
by Luvrte66 September 26, 2020
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You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that it’s either butter or hemorrhoid cream.
You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that it’s either butter or hemorrhoid cream.
by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021
Get the Ghetto spread mug.They had a 4 acre spread on the outskirts of "town" and a large gun collection. They were afraid of the government.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 November 23, 2010
Get the spread mug.by Greg Satin January 16, 2003
Get the spread eagle mug.A character name for a hott girl that is in the mood for sexual pleasure and is quick to open her legs spread eagle. Brother Jed Smock has coined this term at many lectures/preachings across America's college campuses when advising women not to mold into this character.
by Hawkster December 9, 2008
Get the spread eagle Sally mug.After ripping off her negligee, the intruder tied Christina to the bed spread-eagled and began combing his fingers through her generous love nest, ignoring the girl's protests.
by Barefeet January 19, 2008
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