Banana Spooning

The short but long dreaded period of time when your man meat happens to falls out of the ever so lucky enough women who had two man sticks in her, and clash's with your buddies pleasure rod penetrating her other hole.

Enrique regretted his first ever double team on a woman, since his man meat spent most of the time banana spooning with Jose's.

by DroBlow July 30, 2010

Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning

verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.

guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.

guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.

guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.

by Baltimore Barry December 29, 2010

Spocking

SPOCK is a sexual act that involves three up the pink, TWO IN THE STINK. A Sexual act. (Created by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney(

Jamie spocked Sean and Luke in the shower.

by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney December 22, 2004

spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 4, 2010

vertical spooning

Or otherwise known at squatting on each other

J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner

by hi May 13, 2005

Sporking

Spooning with a raging boner.

I didn't realize that Russel and I were sporking until I felt a little something from behind.

by jayquanderulo June 7, 2015

sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

by toadvine August 25, 2013