Smelt

To be smelt is to be very, very attractive. One can be smelt due to how they look, or even just how they act. Sometimes the cause of a person's smeltness cannot be directly pin-pointed, they just are smelt.

For example:

"There's something about that girl Carly, she's so pretty and awesome, she's smelt af."

"Suzy just has a magical aura. She's perfection. She's pretty damn smelt."

by La Poubelle January 2, 2019

Speltz

A Harry Potter lookin mother fucker who enjoys beating off to anime pornography.

"Speltz is at it again...asian ass porn"

by Speltz August 20, 2017

Seltzerstealer

When out to eat at a restaurant, the person you are with asks the waitress if they charge for seltzer water. Most often a waitress will say yes, but sometimes the waitress doesn't know better and says no.

Customer: "Do you charge for seltzer water?"
Waitress: "Uhhh....ahh! I don't....no!"
Customer: "Great! I'll take thirty."
Manager: "You're such a seltzerstealer. Get the hell out of my restaurant!"

by Mitch__poj February 6, 2010

spectacky

A combination of the words "spectacular" and "tacky"

It is the phenomenon that occurs when something is so cheesy, cliche, cheap, or just downright in bad taste, that it becomes something wonderful and fantastic to behold.

The man dressed as a burrito added the extra little spectacky touch to the atmosphere at the opening of the new cheap mexican restaurant.

by smurphette January 6, 2010

Spectaccident

The act of committing an accident of spectacular proportions.

It became clear that her stumble on the rug was a spectaccident when we noticed the guacamole on the ceiling.

by The dude from that one place March 25, 2011

Seltzoid

a person who is always on twitter, endlessly tweeting and can never step away from the computer or put down the phone

You're such a seltzoid, get off of your phone!

by harry65454 August 2, 2013

speath

When a woman has a mouth full of cum and trying to talk.
"Speath to me baby"

Speath to me baby

by matimus January 27, 2015