by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
Get the Speed Dump mug.The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
by domesticus July 17, 2010
Get the speed of old mug.An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.
by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009
Get the Speed Fluctuator mug.Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
Get the speed test mug.The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more
by Piersontheraven January 7, 2017
Get the Stringer speed mug.When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.
by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016
Get the speed rub mug.by Trevor Calvin January 21, 2008
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