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Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.
Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."
by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
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speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!
by domesticus July 17, 2010
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Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.
An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.
by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009
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speed test

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.
I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.
by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015
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Stringer speed

The point at which an orchestra or any on ensemble of instruments cannot play the music any faster, then speed it up more
We already couldn't play the piece but at stringer speed we somehow didn't fall apart
by Piersontheraven January 7, 2017
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speed rub

When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.
Person 1: I am a speed rub WR holder of 15 seconds!

Person 2: I can do it in 6.
by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016
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fire speed

Internet capable of downloading full length movies in under 10 minutes.
We should download movies at Matt's house. He has a fire speed connection.
by Trevor Calvin January 21, 2008
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