Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

Spank Balls

A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins

Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls

by Drake Foley March 19, 2020

Spank Your Grandma Day

the day where you spank your grandma

hey grandma todays spank your grandma day come here bitch

by Lana Rhodes Step Sis June 26, 2020

spank fuck

To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.

damn i wanna spank fuck that little bitch

by NelloD June 27, 2008

Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

Spank the Midget

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.

Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.

by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013

spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)

Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.

by black flag May 30, 2004