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Colognial Soldier

When you fart on your wrist and ask someone to smell your cologne and you put out your wrist for them to smell.
Guy 1: Hey man, check out my new cologne, (holding out wrist.)

Guy 2: (Sniffs) Dude, that smells like shit!

Guy 3: Haha, looks like you just got sniped by a colognial soldier!
by Dookiejuice March 9, 2013
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Beef Slider

A filthy prostitute or street whore. May also be used to convey honorary slut status on any female that spreads the legs any time or any one.
I'll wank myself before I ever pay a beef slider for sex.

Oh yea Cindy will fuck for drug money. She's a beef slider.
by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017
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labored as a soldier

the state of being achieved by smoking bud (usually a nice, fat blunt) after already being belligerently drunk. awesome feeling, may result in vomiting
if you drink before you smoke, you will get labored as a soldier
by parcheesi87 October 5, 2009
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Maduro Throat Slide

The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.
"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"
by CWVA August 9, 2012
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Camel Toe Slip and Slide

See 'Camel Toe Slide'

A form of sex without penetration. The man lies on his back the woman stradles her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft.

When you have a squirter, you now have yourself a 'Camel Toe Slip and Slide'

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead!"
"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead! Ho was a squirter - so it was a Camel Toe Slip and Slide!"
by Bitz the destroyer May 8, 2014
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Slovakian slip and slide

A woman goes down a slip and slide with her legs open while a man waits at the bottom to receive her vagina
That was one hell of a Slovakian slip and slide I didnt know a vagina could bleed that much
by dementedmitch March 4, 2015
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Detroit slip’n slide

When two people are are in a heated disagreement, but they actually agree.
John and dick were were yelling at each other because everyone says that John sucks dick. Johns not even gay, nor is dick - but they continue to argue in a heated agreement like a classic Detroit Slip’n slide
by Harrison_P_Thatcher July 28, 2018
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