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Soggy Woggy

When you’re sad and feeling down in the dumps :((( - Jeanie 2019
Jeanie : im feeling soggy woggy

Noddy: soggy woggy 👊🏻😭
by ChildBeatoor420 January 7, 2020
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Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.
"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."
by irondeath March 10, 2017
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Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.
"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."
by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014
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Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016
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soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual
I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking
by Home schooled January 6, 2018
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Soggy don

When someone is thinks they are hard but really they're just moist.
Laquisha had sex with Edwin and keeps boasting about it to her granddaddy. What a soggy don...
by Slugsoap May 7, 2014
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Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.
"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."
by anonymous September 11, 2021
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