by Roberto Esteban Rodriguez April 3, 2008
Get the Smooth Sailing mug.I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.
by inbe August 17, 2005
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1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below his ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
6) Kevin Connolly (see any photo)
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below his ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
6) Kevin Connolly (see any photo)
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smooth boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate aging smooth boy.
by reality82 December 18, 2012
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by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010
Get the Smooth Sailor mug.A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1
person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."
example 2
person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."
example 2
person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010
Get the smooth crisis mug.by not2greene September 8, 2011
Get the smooth dumplings mug.A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"
Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"
Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"
Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"
Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"
Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"
Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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