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Smooth Sailing

masturbating with sand paper in hand
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smooooooooooooooooooth sailing, smooth sailing
by Roberto Esteban Rodriguez April 3, 2008
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smooth jazz

I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.
by inbe August 17, 2005
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Smooth Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.

2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.

3) A man/boy who sags his pants below his ass.

4) An emo male.

5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.

6) Kevin Connolly (see any photo)
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smooth boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate aging smooth boy.
by reality82 December 18, 2012
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Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.
by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010
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smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010
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smooth dumplings

Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!
by not2greene September 8, 2011
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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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