Slumpstarter

The term used to describe the fat, ugly, skanky or any combinations of the three that you hook up with that turns your luck around after months of good fortune with attractive women; Opposite of Slumpbuster.

When I was in my late twenties, I was having good luck with all of the hot sorority girls. I got drunk one time and had my way with a fat chick. God damn that Slumpstarter! I haven't had any action in six months.

by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007

SLPS

Worst district of high schools located in St. Louis, MO

"Dude, I just got suspended for sharpening my pencil!"
"It's because we go to SLPS, brosef."

by hamsauce June 12, 2008

slapshot

a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.

Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!

by The dude January 6, 2005

balogna slaps

A Girl With Big Fat Nipples That Are Nasty and Look Like peices of Balogna

I Saw Baileys Tities Last Night She Has Balogna Slaps

by Zane Ingall September 26, 2006

99 slaps

The process of getting slapped (rejected) 99 times before a girl will say yes to a date.

Did you get your 99 slaps yet?

by TMP1R3 November 11, 2010

Slaps Different

When something slaps in a new unique way. Something cool but out of the usual.

Bill: Bro you try that new popeyes chicken sandwich
Tyshawn: Yea. That Slaps Different

by Justj123 August 25, 2019

dog bitten slugs

The outer labia, or "lips", on a lady. Showing obvious signs of wear and tear.
To qualify the labia must be severly enlarged, and protuding grossly from the general "snatch" area.

She was so chewed on down below, she looked like she had two dog bitten slugs.

by Cleatus March 8, 2004