slumpit

slutier than a slut, the biggest slut of them all.

slut is overrated

Look at that slumpit looking for some dick to jump on

by Tongue February 2, 2005

Sophomore Slump

I guess they call it the sophomore slump, always crying and always drunk

Sophomore slump
Few dead more gone the rest well on their way

by Kaylen! December 28, 2021

Slumped

To be high on or under the influence of heroin.

I smoked a 40 piece now im hella slumped.

by LECTER93 January 12, 2011

Ski mask the slump god

A god

Person 1: Who is ski mask the slump god?
Person 2: A god.. tf

by popohead October 26, 2019

Slump Bitch

Its easy to recognize a slump bitch but sometimes they can be hard to describe so I've put together a list of characteristics that you can use to describe the slump bitches you see on a daily basis. If you can apply 2 or more of these to your daily life, you might be a slump bitch.

1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.

*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.

Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.

These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to [e-mail].

Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!

Damn slump bitches always taking like 5 hours to slump across the street.

by M. Kay November 15, 2010

slump

Someone who wears their clothing in a disheveled, unkempt, stylishly raggedy manner. Most common of the 'stoner' populous.

I wish I didn't look so slump.
You're slump as fuq.
He looks slump.
ect...

by mishee August 13, 2011

Cherry Slumper

A society of men who declare to have sex with virgin girls, and virgin girls ONLY. Hence "cherry" you "slump". Once a man has sex with a non-virgin girl, he is removed from the society and can never return.

Guy 1: "Dawg I fucked this easy hoe"
Guy 2: "Guess you arent a cherry slumper because I fucked this fine ass virgin."

by udajew1212haha February 18, 2010